16. She was a writer. I was not her type

 

 

25. She thought I was like a prince on a white house.

But you know, nobody is perfect.

 

 

44. I came to Korea because of my boyfriend..

but he went back to my country leave me hear all alone and meet another girl...

After that he came to me and ask me to go out again...

 

 

48. If you don't love me I will hit you with pineapple.

 

 

59. Just love yourself that is all you got bitch !

 

53. Dear Timothy

Let me try this again.

I loved you. but you just had to love a guy instead of me.

p.s. You owe me my belt birthday present.

 

 

78. easy come, easy go..

our love became lighter than a wind passing by.

 

 

40. My last boyfriend had a very small penis.

No I didn’t.

Oh yes, you did.

It was smaller than the baby finger of our first born.

But It was as thick as a sequoia.

 

 

41. In the jungle of the pubes It was hidden in the shadows.

Well, the disastrous monster needs a hideaway..

What does your wiener hide from?

 

 

19. One Sunday morning,

when my father screamed at the vegetables.

I realized I had to leave God.

I didn’t love him anymore.

and leaving his nail clipping all over the house.

I’m in disgust.

He also mastur bats in the shower,

and Gods semen is really hard to clean out the tub.